WE ALWAYS BE JAMMIN’, YEAH-MON. Happy Friday. Marijuana, the Jamaican blue-light special, Mary “The Main Thang” Jane, devil’s grass, insert slang for “The Weed” here, etc. etc. Jamaica, somewhere by the beach. Marley-mon. Bombaclyde, or however the hell you’re supposed to spell it. BUP-BUP. It’s sad that all I know about Jamaican culture is Bob Marley, fast running, miscellaneous tidbits of reggae-inspired slang, and the several obligatory references to pot that naturally follow when you post a picture of Bob Marley on a shoddily put-together blog that inhabits some lazy, pointless, and (probably) invisible corner of the internet. Nonsense. I’m working. I hope you’re doin’ fine. Happy Fucking Friday.
— Jackson Williams