Do you want to know how my night is going? Here’s a very succinct, “I believe in brevity” rundown of the situation that is taking place in my living room:
Seven games, each one of them like a gateway in to my rollercoaster childhood. Super Mario Brothers. Yoshi’s Island. Donkey Kong. Zelda. Contra III — THERE’S CONTRA III, FOR GOD’S SAKES.
And you know what makes this even sweeter?
Well, boys and girls, I’ll tell you: the 46-inch HD flat-screen in my living room, hooked up and wired for sound. How could a man ever be depressed when this holy shrine to Nerdvana is merely a few feet away? I’m going to be fucking happy as hell when I hibernate all winter.
— Jackson Williams.