9 thoughts on “Josh Romney Scares The Shit Out of Me!

    • Do you not get serious Patrick Bateman vibes from those pictures? Because I do. I bet he listens to Huey Lewis & The News right before he chops up a call-girl in his nice, upscale Manhattan apartment.

      • “Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In ’87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ‘Hip to be Square,’ a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself…”

        — Josh Romney dressed in a raincoat, holding an axe, preparing to chop up a hooker to the tune of “Hip To Be A Square.”

    • And that would be good for all of us Americans I believe, good sir. We’re still trying to stop Rush Limbaugh from feasting on hitchhikers and small dogs, and god knows how long we’ve been trying to figure out how Pelosi can survive entirely by sucking the souls out her enemies and drinking tears. Go Obamacare! 😉

  1. …far out. He’s, aaah, bloody frightening, yeah. Mitt Romney scares the shit outta me too. I checked on Google, ‘is Mitt Romney a real person? ‘. Apparently so. Good luck to you should that very special unit be elected. Vote hard, vote well.

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