STUDENT: Professor Gandalf, how did I do on my midterm exam?
GANDALF: YOOOOOOOUUUUU DID NOT PAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS.
STUDENT: You’re an asshole, Professor Gandalf. A simple “no” would’ve been alright.
GANDALF: Fool of a Took…
STUDENT: How high are you right now, sir?
GANDALF: You have no idea, my dear Mr. Baggins. See you next term!
— Jackson Williams.