When you Americans landed on the moon, that was the point when God should have come up and said ‘hello.’ Because if you invent some creatures and you put them on the blue one and they make it to the grey one, then you fucking turn up and say, ‘Well done.’ It’s just a polite thing to do.
— Eddie Izzard
Woooooooooord. Discuss amongst yourselves — and gooooood afternoon.
— Jackson Williams.